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Thursday, November 15th, 2007
11:14 am - Fishstick Theater.


Fated Passion by metal chick crisis 2040 reviews

Dart and Rose share a little moment together before the final battle. Lemon inferred but omitted. R&R Pwease :3 my first attempt at a legend of the dragoon fic. ONESHOT
Complete - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-12-07 - Published: 11-12-07

Link o’ the trauma: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3888334/1/Fated_Passion

Fifi: Implied. 
Dare: Implied.  Character from my brain.
Doel: LoD Badassery…er.  Emperor of Sandora.  He’s thrilled.

I'm so rusty I squeak.  Er.  The pairing killed my brain.


current mood: restless

(1Bad Fic How many can you find?)

Wednesday, June 21st, 2006
11:33 pm - Behold the dead burnt snark.


Destiny Legend of Dragoon by darkener14

This is really just a chance for a video game to be put into words. This is one of my favorite games though it makes me mad at times...UNDER CONSTRUCTION AGAIN
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2288 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-2-06 - Published: 3-27-06


Fifi: :P I’m bitter, bitter creature and have nothing better to do.
Dare: Original character from previous MSTs. 
Albert: King of Serdio, LoD.  There’s no point in even asking why he’s here.


Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2861798/2/

Back on the horse, but it’s a lame horse that bites. 

…I just don’t know anymore.  :D



current mood: headache

(2Bad Fics How many can you find?)

Thursday, May 19th, 2005
11:14 am - Quick and dirty MST. Because I really didn’t have the heart for it.


I’m done flooding entries. :D Kick me when I get irritating.

Moo. So I was minding my own business and...shit happened. Specifically- this. Wait...WALLOW in the...


Just don't THROW it.



LoD Crap
rating is just for a few cussy words now and then, but theres not too many.it's just some junk I came up with when I was bored.it might be funny, but that's for u to decide. Plez R&R
Legend of Dragoon - PG - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1030 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-4-04 - Published: 7-6-04

Fifi: Substandard I are. Sidekick be muse -> Dee a'dhare - who craves pastry.
Fifi: Wait...that's...one...two...lines. ;-;
Dare: -_- I feel UNCLEAN.

THE LINK – The link is no more, because the fic has been deleted. Or exploded. Pick.

It's like it fell from the sky.

Or, alternately, exploded up from the septic tank.Collapse )

current mood: aggravated

(2Bad Fics How many can you find?)

Friday, March 18th, 2005
5:12 pm
aerb I just read the new MST by [info]freeinsanity. That stuff is like real sHIRTZ. That's right, SIDS, sHIRTZ.

Sorry for the hiatus. I might try to MST something, but no one really cares.

I just wanted to let you all know that Fifi's MST is like the sHIRTZ. Yeah. I'm confused too.

current mood: blah

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Wednesday, January 12th, 2005
7:06 pm - No, I DON'T have a life, thank you very much.

3. BOUNTY! reviews
I Musta inadvertantly inhaled something when i wrote this one. Metroid Legend of Zelda Crossover. SamusXLink R&R plz. Slight Lemon
Metroid - R - English - Romance/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1905 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-8-03 - Published: 12-8-03


It may seem like I’m picking on her…

Deh Link -- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1632610/1/

Judge for yourself. Because clearly, I have no idea what the shit just transpired here…o_O;;;

Fifi: Zi I be.
Dee a’dhare: Original character, y’know, from the LAST MST.
Albert: Because he’s a Jade, and that’s the only reason.


Adult Only Love BookCollapse )

current mood: no life girl

(2Bad Fics How many can you find?)

Wednesday, December 1st, 2004
7:52 pm
aerb Whoot-ish. Word from Aer.

Thanks, esteemed [info]demon_huntress, for the awesome contest. It will provide me great amusement. I will get around to it sometime next week.

Also, welcome [info]freeinsanity. Sorry it took me so long to put you on the member list. I am an aweful person. Thank you muchly for the MST. It is truly some "kinky shit". I approve. Also, did you really get she who's name is too long to type without C&Ping? I would very much like to find it >D.

current mood: chipper

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Thursday, November 25th, 2004
6:52 am - Happy Thanksgiving- have a bad fic


First post. Feel the horror.

Legend of Dragoon II The Dragoon War reviews
A sequal to the game taking place a year after the end of LoD. Rose mysteriously returns, Black Dragoons appear, and a new threat spirals out. But through it all Dart and Rose grow ever closer, FLAMERS WILL BE FED TO THE DIVINE DRAGON!
Legend of Dragoon - R - English - Romance/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2056 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-8-04 - Published: 1-8-04

Sometimes, they bait you…

Don’t fall prey to it XD;;

Deh Link (though I’d advise you to avoid it) - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1677851/1/

Fifi- o_O
Dee a’dhare – original character, has obsessive compulsive cussing disorder.
Albert – Future rape victim of author being MSTed. King of Serdio, LoD.


Caution: Sharp Stick in the Eye Ahead Collapse )

current mood: PMS-! RAWR.

(4Bad Fics How many can you find?)

Monday, August 30th, 2004
10:14 am
aerb Apparently, [info]mutatedkitty has decided to join our pitiful existence. Hello.

And, yes, I enjoy kitty pr0n very much -_-;.

The community is already dying, so get to work or I'll sell you all to bad men >O...Especially [info]ciromny. He'd make a good bitch for some twenty eight year-old guy about 6'9" and 300+ pounds. Yes. Good plan.

current mood: blank

(5Bad Fics How many can you find?)

Thursday, August 12th, 2004
12:20 am - Joint MST With IJI/Pefgh--Biscuit Love
aerb Joint MST with [info]pefgh. If you would like to do one with me, just e-mail me, and I can work something out with you >_<;. Now, onward.

Amor Tristis by Demon Angel Tsukai reviews
One Girl holds Memories from 50 Years that Hold unimaginable Power. Now these Memories are being awakened. How will Avalache be able to cope with this? Yuffentine and others Chapter 3: Eternity
Final Fantasy 7 - PG-13 - English - Romance/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2249 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8-10-04 - Published: 3-5-04


II...I have no idea. "She is happy with abusing things."~Aer
Aer...Oh the cynical pain.

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The RP aspect comes from the fact that for the first part, II had no access to the keyboard, and Aer had to interpret her rants into nice, compact sentences (You can probably tell this by the fact that IJI's mannerisms switch suddenly. Aer=crappy RPer.). Do not try to challenge my supreme rule >O.

current mood: productive

(How many can you find?)

Sunday, August 8th, 2004
7:18 pm
aerb Important Notice for All Members:

The rules page has been updated with the following:

Most Important Rule, EVER
Please do not MST the fics of active members and especially NOT pimps. If the person is an active member, their fics won't be bad enough TO MST, so I see no reason to do this unless it is done out of spite. Thus, punishment for the violation of this rule is so severe that I cannot disclose it here without some sort of law suit. Not really, but it inspires fear if I say that...>O. But, if you want to break a rule, don't break this one. Thank you.


Also, all those who degrade Aoi in some way will be highly regarded in the eyes of this community.

Also, despite the fact that I am late...AGAIN, welcome [info]omni_dragon.

That is all; thank you for your time.

current mood: annoyed

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7:51 pm - n00b for the MST masses :0...

Yay I am a new member~~!

:0. *runs off to find bad fics*

current mood: bouncy

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4:55 pm - !!

Death to those who would dare taunt my Aoi-chan!!

(3Bad Fics How many can you find?)

2:38 pm - And another one bites the dust!!

w00t! And then II joined the madnessu. :33

Omg, I havn't done MSTing in like.. Forever. xD; What fun it was!! I can't wait to find god-awful fics so I can BRUTALIZE EM. x33


Just thought I'd say hi. :D And declare my pride for my icon x3



current mood: accomplished

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3:24 pm
aerb [info]pefgh has also joined our ranks...

We may have a brothel on our hands, soon.

current mood: complacent

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2:32 pm
aerb Welcome, [info]ciromny.

...I'm not late. Wow.

As a note, Miss Shiro Sir Ciro, the baboon jokes will not end. Thank you.

current mood: cheerful

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Saturday, August 7th, 2004
7:09 pm - Never AGAIN
aerb Never Again by LuNaR LighT reviews
After ten years of serving jail time, Ashley Lanford returns to her normal life now 10 years older. But there is someone who wishes she hadn't return... that person being Precis Anchors. (R/R Please)
PG - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-5-03 - Published: 7-5-03


Aer...Cannon-obsessed SO2 guru.
Lemina...Character from Lunar 2: Eternal Blue. She enjoys raising money for the magic guild she is the sole heir of.
Leo...One of the four guardians of the Goddess Athena, also from Lunar 2: Eternal Blue.

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@_@; Very short. As in...Short. Wow. Marvelous deduction, Aer. In any case, Aer is done for the week. Yay Aer.

current mood: lethargic

(3Bad Fics How many can you find?)

Friday, August 6th, 2004
5:54 pm
aerb I realize I'm always behind and all, but congratulations on joining, [info]kougaji. Have a pair of blunt scissors...On Aer.

...Not in the literal sense.

current mood: chipper

(2Bad Fics How many can you find?)

11:08 am - Post-nuclear Man-love

Title: Wasteland Oddity
Summary: A tribute to my horrible start as a writer. I will leave this story here as a reminder to how far I have come.
PG-13 - English - Sci-Fi/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1162 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-4-03 - Published: 9-4-03

At least they have the decency to be ashamed of this drek.

Link to the original

MSTer bios
Kou: A basic guy who is scared of these fics. When he reads them, scary people say bad things to him.
Dan: Enjoys making utterly nasty leaps of non-logic.
Gyukanos: Demon lord from Caves and Creatures, an original parody I just can't bring myself to finish. Damn my laziness!

MST behind the cut. Really.Collapse )

current mood: productive

(1Bad Fic How many can you find?)

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2004
9:54 pm - Please Die...Chapter 1
aerb Please Smile by Lady Meru reviews
AU; Meru gets raped after dance rehearsal one night. Will this mysterious senior be able to help pull her out of her depression, or will he push her in deeper? More importantly, is Meru pregnant? MeruLloyd Lemonish (not too explicit) Chapter 2 up!
Legend of Dragoon - R - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6677 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-12-04 - Published: 6-28-04


Aer...Fear my unholy ability to withstand shitty fanfics.
Integra...The leader of Hellsing. Can be found in the anime, Hellsing.
Yan...A freak vampire that attempts to attack the Hellsing building in the anime, Hellsing. He enjoys swear words more than is normal.

Long-ass MST behind the cut...@_@;Collapse )

current mood: drained

(1Bad Fic How many can you find?)

Thursday, July 29th, 2004
9:36 pm - Welcome, Sors!
aerb A whorey welcome for [info]sors. Welcome to whoredom.

Be like Sors, and join >D!

current mood: cheerful

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